A Warning To Kricket Slik’s Next Boyfriend

Kricket Slik is a Canadian citizen known to travel in libertarian and reactionary circles. She alternatively describes herself as a national socialist or a libertarian, depending on what man she is attempting to bait. She won the Canadian lottery when she was 21, and at the time of this writing I believe she is 27. She’s also my ex-girlfriend, and mother to my dead child.

As I write this, she is in Canada, calling every law enforcement agency in the United States who will listen to her about “drugs etc…” not because any will be found here, but rather in the hopes it will get my license to carry a firearm revoked. I’m writing to you today in the hopes that you may avoid the suffering she has inflicted on me, and continues to try to inflict.

Kricket Slik's Next Boyfriend
Chris Cantwell and Kricket Slik

She’s easily the most dangerously damaged woman I’ve ever come in contact with, and for those of you who know the circles I travel in, that’s really saying something. She told me she had an ACE (Adverse Childhood Experience) score of 10, which is pretty much the worst case scenario. Her father was diagnosed schizophrenic, and has been to prison for violent crime. She was molested by a family member and raped several times as an adolescent/young adult. I know this is usually a very bad sign in a relationship, but she told me that she had listened to every episode of FreedomainRadio and had met Stefan Molyneux and donated thousands of dollars to him for helping her through her trauma.

Kricket approached me in mid 2016 because she was a fan of my podcast, the Radical Agenda. She quickly went from becoming a Patreon supporter to telling me she wanted to marry me, have my children, and “finance [my] army”. I thought it was a bit far fetched, but seeing as to how she was 9 years younger than me, reasonably attractive, and independently wealthy, I figured it was worth a shot.

Kricket knew everything about me by listening to the show and reading my blog. Because of this, she knew exactly what I wanted to hear. For example, she knew I was becoming concerned about reaching 40 without having children, and that I was staunchly pro-life. As it turned out, Kricket was not on birth control, and she didn’t like condoms anymore than I do. Like me, she claimed that she was pro-life, ever since being pressured into an abortion when she was younger after a one night stand with a friend. She described the feeling of having the life removed from her and she cried and said she hated herself for it.

Within a month of meeting her, she invited me to get her pregnant, and like a fool, I did.

Kricket’s attitude changed completely upon learning she was pregnant. While I realize that this is to be expected to some extent, I am not talking mere mood shifts. She went from perpetually trying to impress me, to constantly picking at every real or perceived imperfection of mine the day she took the pregnancy test. She demanded I make every commitment. We agreed to get married, and I hired an immigration attorney. She would tell me to put things on my credit cards, and that it wouldn’t matter because once we got married we would have a joint account.

Eventually I took her to New York to meet my parents. This was a legitimate point of contention because we both have pretty severe views about child abuse, and there was some spanking in my house, and I had a few more severe altercations with my father when I was in my teens.

We stayed in a hotel room in Long Island, and were planning to meet my folks the next day. Kricket and I had sex, and before we even got dressed she started a fight with me over seeing my parents. The fight continued the next morning and I ultimately ended up driving her back to my home in New Hampshire. We barely spoke throughout the 5 hour car ride, and we didn’t speak when we got into the house at first either. When Kricket tried to continue the argument, I asked her to stay at a local hotel, because I was upset with her for ruining the trip, and she has a habit of trying to use sex to pave over conflict in the relationship.

Instead, she left the country and threatened to abort my child. She later informed me that she called her ex-boyfriend, Andrei (who is now married) as she left and attempted to get back with him but was rejected.

Kricket Slik Threatening Her Unborn Child
Kricket Slik Threatening Her Unborn Child

Even though I’m against abortion, I knew she was using this threat to screw with me, so I told her that she should have the abortion and then get her tubes tied before she did this to somebody else. Suddenly she was pro-life again, and couldn’t believe I would tell her to murder her baby who she loved so much. She threatened to have a custody battle with me, and since my podcast discusses racial issues, she assured me I would lose any international custody battle while she had my child in Canada where hate speech laws are pretty common.

Then, out of nowhere. She wanted me to take her back.

She attempted to come back to the United States, but as our immigration attorney had warned her, she was turned away by border patrol. As it turns out, traipsing back and forth across sovereign borders in the middle of the 2016 presidential race where immigration was the number one issue, wasn’t such a great idea. After being turned away twice, she was able to come in by airplane as long as she had a round trip ticket.

I met her at a hotel in Nashua, New Hampshire, and we agreed to get back together and go forward with the marriage and the pregnancy. The night before her plane was scheduled to leave, we were not planning on her making that appointment and watched a video of a fetus growing in the womb. She paused the video at the point where she was in her pregnancy to show me, and I put my hand on her abdomen and we had a nice moment.

Later in the night, I caught her in a lie she had told me weeks prior about her sexual history. Specifically, she told me she had engaged in a lot of promiscuity but that all of the men she had sex with were her boyfriends. This night she told me the story of this boyfriend who she was cheating on all the time. When I confronted her about the contradiction, she said she only lied to me because she wanted me to like her. I explained that even though the lie was a pretty minor one by modern standards, I would not tolerate deception of any sort in our relationship, and we got in a fight.

Again, the fight continued into the next morning. Kricket asked me if I wanted to have the abortion, I told her I did not. She revised her question, and told me that she was deciding to have the abortion whether I liked it or not. After giving her a chance to change her mind, I left the hotel.

"A Therapeutic Abortion Was Performed"
“A Therapeutic Abortion Was Performed on Kricket Slik”

She emailed me a receipt from the abortion clinic after my child was dead.

This broke me, and after 8 months sober I relapsed into alcohol, and briefly into drugs as well. I moved on, found another woman, and fell in love. But that relationship could not bring me children, and so sad as I was, I had to end it.

Kricket contacted me again on New Year’s Day 2017 trying to reconcile. She promised me that to show how sorry, and how serious she was, she would pay off my car loan and credit card debts in advance of us getting back together.

When she came back to New Hampshire, she permitted me to look through her phone to confirm certain aspects of her story. She claimed she had sex with nobody else while she was gone but that she had given a blowjob to a drug dealer who owes her money. This checked out, but other conversations were missing from her phone, because she knows to delete conversations which could incriminate her.

Kricket was willing to tell me anything to take her back. She even offered to let me sleep with other women, as long as I came back to her. She said she was going to give me not only the money she promised to pay, not just joint accounts, but to sign all of her assets over to me irrevocably. She begged me to get her pregnant, but I refused.

When her period came, she was furious. She picked a fight with me while she was stoned in the middle of the night, over the woman I was with after she murdered my baby. Since she was being stoned and irrational, I again told her to stay in a hotel, and as she packed her things I told her to stay on the Futon. She refused, got in her cab, and stole my beer on her way out.

The next day she went back to Canada without even calling me.

She had left her Facebook account logged in on one of my laptops, and I decided to see what she had been up to. Even though there was no sexual discussion, she had been chatting with several different men throughout the night and was making plans to meet them when she got back to Canada. Predictably, she told them all terrible lies about me, even though she was upset not to be pregnant with my offspring for the second time in a year.

Kricket has sent me hundreds of emails and text messages since then. She is alternatively telling me I am the worst person to ever live, or the savior of mankind, depending on her mood. For over a month, I’ve refused to engage with her, insisting that she had to pay the money she agreed to pay, because her words are quite meaningless if she refuses to honor her obligations.

After a particularly irritating string of insulting emails, I decided to tell much of this story on Episode 269 of the Radical Agenda.

The next day, Kricket promised to send me a check for $24,000 USD. She even made a down payment via PayPal in two transactions of $1,000 each. She begged me to take her back, and I said the check had to clear before I would even discuss that. She called me on the phone after, and I have attached an MP3 of that recording to this blog post.

This morning, I reminded her not to send a Canadian check written in US dollars and she told me she no longer intended to pay the debt. She demanded I remove the podcast episode and not post anything about her, you can obviously see how that demand was met.

When I told her I would not remove the content, and that I intended to post the phone call as well, she decided she would have to harm me. She said “Im calling the Keene police and fbi to report you for drugs etc.” (Keene is the city I live in). There are no drugs in my house, but Kricket is aware that my friend Ian Freeman was denied a concealed carry license over a drug investigation in which he has still not been charged. Kricket is trying to get me disarmed, because she thinks that might get me killed. I make a lot of enemies. Some of them more serious than others, and I do not travel to places where I cannot carry a weapon.

Kricket Slick is Making False Reports To Police to Entrap A Gun Owner
Kricket Slik is Making False Reports To Police to Entrap A Gun Owner

Luckily, I have a good relationship with my local police department. I’ve contacted them and if they want to have a look around my apartment, that’s not going to be a problem. But especially since Kricket is in the habit of associating with political extremists, often fancying racist and violent movements, and since she’s now involving herself with law enforcement, I’m very concerned about the guy she ends up with next.

Let’s hope it’s not you.

Her phone number is (905)966-7565
Her email address is [email protected]
She was born in Hamilton, Ontario, and the most recent address I have for her is
32 Melrose Avenue South
Hamilton Ontario L8M 2Y5

Here are some photos of her with people you might recognize.


Christopher Cantwell comedian, writer, voice artist, and Patriot.

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