What Obama Should Have Said In Year End Conference

Yesterday Barack Obama held a year end press conference as presidents have traditionally done. Unsurprisingly, he used it as an opportunity to spout off about all the wonderful things he has done as omnipotent ruler of the universe, and all the power grabs he intends to try and get away with before he is removed from office by force of law. A day we should all look forward to with great anticipation, no matter what psychopath occupies his office next.

In case you don’t feel like watching this smug tyrant brag about his phony accomplishments, allow me to summarize some of Barack Obama’s greatest achievements this year.