Countdown To Anarchy! Live From NYC!

Update 4:25pm EST. This has been called off. As the clock loudly ticks towards midnight, the hour is expected to bring with it a partial shutdown of the United States Federal Government. Will the people of New York grow tails and begin attacking one another? Or will they simply go about their daily lives with…...

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Americans Celebrate Possibility of Government Shutdown

Fiscal crisis? Or the greatest federal holiday in the history of the republic? Unless the House of Representatives comes up with a spending bill the Senate and President can agree on, the United States Federal Government will run out of money, on Monday night at midnight, or, so we are told. As politicians and main…...

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Have You Ever Had The Hiccups So Bad, You Just Wanted To Kill Somebody?

Have you ever had the hiccups so bad, you just wanted to kill somebody? That’s apparently what happened to Jennifer Mee, according to an article in USA Today. In 2007, Mee was struck with a chronic case of the hiccups, up to 50 per minute, that went on for about 5 weeks. In an interview…...

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Time To Disarm The US Navy

When asked what she thought about the shooting at the US Navy Yard in Washington DC, Senator Dianne Feinstein said “The answer is clear, we must disarm the US Navy”…. This content is for Monthly Premium Membership and Yearly Premium Membership members only.Join NowAlready a member? Log in here...

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When Should You Shoot The Mailman?

If it doesn’t go without saying, I’m kidding. But since so many people have asked me recently “Are you saying we should kill the mailman?”. I figured I’d do my best to make the case for doing so. If it doesn’t go without saying, you should not try this at home, stupid…. This content is...

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