Alzheimer’s Patients Are Getting Laid More Than You Are

More than 40 million people are 65 and older in the United States, according to the Census Bureau, and according to the Alzheimer’s Association, about 5 million of them currently suffer from Alzheimer’s disease, the most common form of dementia. Baby boomers, those born from 1946 to 1964, began moving into that group in 2011…....

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What Happens on the Flight to Vegas, Stays In Federal Court

Tens of thousands of people are arrested each year in Las Vegas, but some people just can’t wait. If you’ve ever considered joining the mile high club, but thought the bathroom to be cramped and, less than unromantic, you might consider just getting it on in your seat, in front of all the other passengers,…...

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A Federal Handout Even Anarchists Can Support

Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators every day, to federal employees who have been furloughed as a result of the government shutdown, and they are moving quickly. As of 12:45pm EST, the website had already given away the 200 vibrators allotted for Monday. I called PriveCo, (parent company of Vibrators.com) and spoke to Tom,…...

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