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Written by SurrealPolitiks
Written by SurrealPolitiks
Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibrators every day, to federal employees who have been furloughed as a result of the government shutdown, and they are moving quickly. As of 12:45pm EST, the website had already given away the 200 vibrators allotted for Monday. I called PriveCo, (parent company of Vibrators.com) and spoke to Tom,…...
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As previously reported, due to the government shutdown, national parks and monuments have been coned off, not so much as a money saving maneuver, but rather as a temper tantrum by government agents. Well, I got put onto this by my facebook friend Adam Brisebois, a national “Move the Cones” protest. The idea is simple…...
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The United States Federal Government assures us that it’s absolutely necessary for TSA agents to molest us and spray us with potentially harmful radiation at the airports. After all, we don’t want another 9/11, of course, so they have to search us thoroughly, to make sure we don’t bring small, but potentially dangerous items on…...
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How many times have you heard this? It makes me grind my teeth every single time. The self righteousness of it alone annoys me, but the factual inaccuracy is what really sets me off. I hear this all the time, whether it’s about the discussion of force, use of foul language, extreme examples, or whatever…...
Written by SurrealPolitiks