Please, I’m Begging You, Forget Jesse Ventura

“Politics in America today is identical to pro wrestling, and what I mean by that is, in front of the cameras and the public we all hate each other… Yet behind the scenes we’re all friends going out to dinner together” says Jesse Ventura. If anybody should know, it’s Jesse, since he’s been a governor, and a pro wrestler. So naturally, the answer to this problem, is to have a pro wrestler run for president…