Written by Did you hear the one about the mixed race effeminate weakling who grew up in a broken home, never accomplished anything, then shot up a school and killed himself? Turns out it wasn’t his fault. It wasn’t his parents’ fault. It wasn’t the school’s fault. It wasn’t the fault of a reality repulsed society praising careers based on initiatory violence as the saviors of mankind. No, you silly anarchist, no.
Guns did it. We know that because not only the president said so, but also the absentee father who squirted the menace into his mother’s cum trap.
I mean, we are the only country in the world who has all of these “mass shootings!” Duh, stupid Republican! Ban guns, then we can be more like England, the most violent country in Europe. It doesn’t matter that America has one of the lowest murder per capita rates, it doesn’t matter that the highest per capita murder rates occur in US cities with very heavy gun control. What matters is “mass shootings” and “for the children”.
I mean, you crazy people want more guns? Imagine how bad things would have been if the military veteran who was shot 7 times trying to stop Chris Harper Mercer had a gun on him! That would be a disaster! What laws would be passed then?
This kind of stupidity is why Jewel Shuping is such a perfect metaphor for America. For as long as she can remember, she wanted to be blind. She recalls staring at the sun, because her mother told her it would blind her to do so. Into adulthood the obsession continued until she finally found a “sympathetic psychologist” who was willing to pour drain cleaner into her eyes.
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