It’s official, I’ve been pardoned for all my transgressions, and those of my forbears, against people of African descent. I’ve got a certificate for it and everything. Finally, my white guilt has been alleviated, and I can stop acting like a damn fool.
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The gracious and generous grantor of this pardon is a black economics professor from George Mason University by the name of Walter E. Williams.